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Two years ago, Bruce Becke received life-saving bone marrow from a 26-year-old donor he had never met. The donor and his family made the trip from Baltimore, Maryland to Battle Creek, Michigan to surprise him.
Bruce's daughter, Amber, filmed the surprise and posted the special moment on Facebook.

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WWE in a Fight to Control Brittish Wrestling's Future.
On Wednesday  April 25th, various British news outlets reported that ITV has commissioned a 10-episode reboot of World of Sport Wrestling. It aired for decades on the network before a 1988 cancellation.  As popular as pro wrestling is in the United Kingdom, WWE doesn’t actually have a huge television audience there because it airs on the Sky Sports premium channels, with its primary airings being live ones late at night. A wrestling show on a major free network in a good time slot gives a potential to a new major group in the market, something that WWE has clearly recognized.

KickAss Person's Birthday

Willie Nelson
was born in Abbott, Texas on April 29, 1933, during the Great Depression, to Myrle Marie (née Greenhaw) and Ira Doyle Nelson. He was born on April 29, but his birth was recorded by doctor F. D. Sims on April 30.

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KickAss Tech

With no wires in the way, Bose SoundSport wireless headphones keep you moving with powerful audio and StayHear+ Sport tips designed for comfort and stability. A soft silicone material and unique shape provide a secure fit that stays put and feels good. Connect to your device easily with Bluetooth and NFC pairing, and use the inline mic and remote to control volume, skip tracks and take calls. With the Bose Connect app, controlling and switching between multiple devices is easy. 

KickAss Word's or Phrases

Whirling Dervish
A term of endearment for an energetic, bouncy person.
A spastic, white dancer.
Also refers to someone that is messy and chaotic, in a cute way.
Sally's excited jumping is adorable, she's such a whirling dervish!

My house was clean before that whirling dervish spent the night!

I'm not surprised Bob's son was diagnosed with ADHD, he always was such a whirling dervish!

Something You Might Not Know

Bubblegum broccoli was a bubblegum flavored broccoli that McDonald's tested to encourage children to eat more healthily at their outlets. McDonald's CEO, Don Thompson, said "It wasn't all that." As the flavor proved confusing to kids, the broccoli was never introduced

KickAss Quotes and Sayings

Funny Stuff

KickAss Thing To Do

Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"


KickAss Book

Deepest night, Montana. An eerie light proclaims the arrival of a mysterious watcher in the woods. And one solitary man begins a desperate battle against something unknown—and unknowable.

 

Broad daylight, Los Angeles. An ordinary morning erupts in cataclysmic violence. A young family is shattered in a heartbeat.

 

Fate will lead this family to an isolated Montana ranch, but their sanctuary will become their worst nightmare. For there they will face a chillingly ruthless enemy, from which no one—living or dead—is safe.


Fun things to make

Cover  wood with gel medium

Place Paper Picture side Down

Firmly smooth out bubbles

let dry overnight

wet surface

gently rub wet paper off

Clean all paper residue off

Cover with Mod Podge

Let Dry

The Week of May 6
 2018

  • Trump Threatens to kill Iran Nuclear Deal in Hopes To Strike a Deal With North Korea.
    Trump Threatens to kill Iran Nuclear Deal in Hopes To Strike a Deal With North Korea.
  • Caravan of immigrants seeking asylum at the U.S. Border get turned away .
    Caravan of immigrants seeking asylum at the U.S. Border get turned away .
  • Double Kabul Bombings kill at least 26. Including 9 journalists
    Double Kabul Bombings kill at least 26. Including 9 journalists
  • Noel Conway's suffering from a debilitating neurological condition is fighting for his right to die with dignity
    Noel Conway's suffering from a debilitating neurological condition is fighting for his right to die with dignity
  • Twin Peaks actress Pamela Gidley Passed Away on April 16th at aged 52.
    Twin Peaks actress Pamela Gidley Passed Away on April 16th at aged 52.
  • Keziah Daum's, a teenager from Utah, sparking a cultural appropriation debate with her prom dress.
    Keziah Daum's, a teenager from Utah, sparking a cultural appropriation debate with her prom dress.
  • Want a Dragon? Science is going to try to build you one.
    Want a Dragon? Science is going to try to build you one.
Trump Threatens to kill Iran Nuclear Deal in Hopes To Strike a Deal With North Korea.
Trump Threatens to kill Iran Nuclear Deal in Hopes To Strike a Deal With North Korea.

Sunday May 13th is Mother's Day

Mother's Day is a celebration honoring the mother of the family, as well as motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of mothers in society. It is celebrated on various days in many parts of the world, most commonly in the months of March or May. 

In the United States, celebration of Mother's Day began in the early 20th century. It is not related to the many celebrations of mothers and motherhood that have occurred throughout the world over thousands of years, such as the Greek cult to Cybele, the Roman festival of Hilaria, or the Christian Mothering Sunday celebration (originally a commemoration of Mother Church, not motherhood). However, in some countries, Mother's Day has become synonymous with these older traditions.


Things That Happened This Week in...

MAY 6
2001 – During a trip to Syria, Pope John Paul II becomes the first pope to enter a mosque.
1889 – The Eiffel Tower is officially opened to the public at the Universal Exposition in Paris.
MAY 7
2000Vladimir Putin is inaugurated as president of Russia.
1952 – The concept of the integrated circuit, the basis for all modern computers, is first published by Geoffrey Dummer.
MAY8

MAY9
1865 president Andrew Johnson issues a proclamation declaring the end of the American Civil War.
1914 president Woodrow Wilson proclaims mother's day.



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Verne Troyer

The Austin Powers star died on April 21 at the age of 49. "Verne was an extremely caring individual," his spokesman said in a statement to Us. "He wanted to make everyone smile, be happy, and laugh. Anybody in need, he would help to any extent possible. Verne hoped he made a positive change with the platform he had and worked towards spreading that message everyday." Troyer, who had been to rehab for alcohol addiction, was hospitalized at the beginning of April after a friend reportedly called police to say that the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone star was upset, drunk and suicidal.


Dale's 

Lack of Common Sense Leads to Death:

  She parked her car on a busy highway and a man & daughter were killed when the motorcycle hit the car. The idiot stopped to help two baby ducklings. These animal activist people think that they are high and mighty. She had zero regard for any human being, just those stupid ducklings. What an idiot. She was shocked by the guilty verdict? Really? Did her brain take a leave of absence? I do not think that she had any common sense to begin with. What of the victims? What about the wife and mother of those two? A man and his teen daughter were killed, because the idiot parked her car on the highway. Did she even put the hazard lights on? I doubt it. Why didn't she just pull over, or leave the ducks be? They may have made their way off the road on their own power. This moron was trying to catch them. I hope she does get life in prison. She may or may not feel bad enough as it is, but it will surely giver her time to reflect upon her stupidity and carelessness. Were that me, I would most likely have been beaten to death by someone or convicted and executed. This person is just a plain waste of space. People make moronic decisions all the time. Many do it with little regard for themselves or others. I hope that this is a wake-up call to many of these animal rights nut jobs. I love and respect animals as much as the next person, but I am not idiotic or careless enough to park my car on a busy street or highway. My deepest sympathies to the wife/mother of the victims. To the convicted person: look what you have done, you complete imbecile.


Read more: http://punkiefister.proboards.com/thread/1221/woman-convicted-negligent-homicide-helping#ixzz360WDDNOi


KickAss Music

Holly Lapsley Fletcher (born 7 August 1996), known by the stage name Låpsley, is an English singer, songwriter, musician and producer. Her debut album Long Way Home was released on 4 March 2016.

Watch her music video "Hurt Me" HERE

KickAss T.V.

This take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's classic character has Sherlock Holmes fleeing London for present-day Manhattan after a stint in rehab. He arrives to find that his father has assigned a sober companion to live with him -- Dr. Joan Watson, a former surgeon who gave up medicine three years earlier after she lost a patient. Her life now centers around helping addicts stay clean. However, Holmes has his own plan for keeping on the straight and narrow, throwing himself into his work as a police consultant in New York City. The two find that they make a good team and are soon cracking some of the NYPD's most-difficult cases.


Season Six Trailer here

Streaming Fix


I know i ITs not a Hulu original , BuT IT is Still Stream Worthy.

is an American sitcom series and a spin-off of the ABC series Black-ish. The single-camera comedy follows the Johnsons' eldest daughter Zoey (Yara Shahidi) as she heads off to college and begins her journey to adulthood but quickly discovers that not everything goes her way once she leaves the nest. Deon Cole, Trevor Jackson, Francia Raisa, Emily Arlook, Jordan Buhat, Chloe x Halle, Luka Sabbat, and Chris Parnell also star.

Created by Black-ish's Kenya Barris, the series is produced by Khalabo Ink Society, Wilmore Films, Cinema Gypsy Productions and Principato-Young Entertainment, with Anthony Anderson, Brian Dobbins, and Helen Sugland acting as executive producers. Freeformofficially ordered 13 episodes of the spin-off in May 2017, and it premiered on January 3, 2018. On January 18, 2018, Freeform renewed the series for a second season of 20 episodes.

KickAss Movie

Thomas leads some escaped Gladers on their final and most dangerous mission yet. To save their friends, they must break into the legendary Last City, a WCKD-controlled labyrinth that may turn out to be the deadliest maze of all. Anyone who makes it out alive will get answers to the questions that the Gladers have been asking since they arrived in the maze. WATCH THE TRAILER HERE

GameS

Cortex Strikes Back is a platform game in which the player character is the titular Crash Bandicoot. The goal of the game is to gather 25 crystals for Crash's nemesis Doctor NeoCortex. ... Crash can jump higher than he normally can if he jumps immediately following a slide

KickAss Food

HERSHEY'S Rich Cocoa Fudge Recipe
Ingredients
3 cups sugar
2/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa or HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa
1/8 teaspoon salt
1-1/2 cups milk
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Directions

1. Line 8-or 9-inch square pan with foil, extending foil over edges of pan. Butter foil.
2. Mix sugar, cocoa and salt in heavy 4-quart saucepan; stir in milk. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture comes to full rolling boil. Boil, without stirring, until mixture reaches 234°F on candy thermometer or until small amount of mixture dropped into very cold water, forms a soft ball which flattens when removed from water. (Bulb of candy thermometer should not rest on bottom of saucepan.)
3. Remove from heat. Add butter and vanilla. DO NOT STIR. Cool at room temperature to 110°F (lukewarm). Beat with wooden spoon until fudge thickens and just begins to lose some of its gloss. Quickly spread in prepared pan; cool completely. Cut into squares. Store in tightly covered container at room temperature. About 36 pieces or 1-3/4 pounds.
NOTE: For best results, do not double this recipe. This is one of our most requested recipes, but also one of our most difficult. The directions must be followed exactly. Beat too little and the fudge is too soft. Beat too long and it becomes hard and sugary.
VARIATIONS:
NUTTY RICH COCOA FUDGE: Beat cooked fudge as directed. Immediately stir in 1 cup chopped almonds, pecans or walnuts and spread quickly in prepared pan.
MARSHMALLOW-NUT COCOA FUDGE: Increase cocoa to 3/4 cup. Cook fudge as directed. Add 1 cup marshmallow creme with butter and vanilla. DO NOT STIR. Cool to 110°F (lukewarm). Beat 8 minutes; stir in
1 cup chopped nuts. Pour into prepared pan. (Fudge does not set until poured into pan.)
HIGH ALTITUDE DIRECTIONS:
-- Increase milk to 1-2/3 cups
-- Use soft ball cold water test for doneness OR Test and read thermometer in boiling water, subtract
difference from 212°F. Then subtract that number from 234°F. This is the soft ball temperature for
your altitude and thermometer.